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Today's Narrative: No personal insights today...life is good!
I don't know if you watch Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations on the Travel channel, but I love this guy's attitude. I heard a pearl of wisdom there, and it went something like: At breakfast eat like a king, at lunch eat like a prince, and for dinner eat like a pauper. (Good advice for this society!)
On with the blog...
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:39:13 PM): Good morning...is it time to get up..??
Karin (11/5/2009 3:39:46 PM): hi, yes,wake up!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:40:06 PM): yawn..................
Karin (11/5/2009 3:40:21 PM): are you stretching now???!!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:40:28 PM): yes....touching my toes...
Karin (11/5/2009 3:40:47 PM): aha...may have to give you a little tiny pinch...
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:41:04 PM): just watch the butt...
Karin (11/5/2009 3:41:07 PM): I seem to have developed a fondness for your ass...oops!!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:41:17 PM): < g >...
Karin (11/5/2009 3:41:28 PM): what are you up to ???
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:41:44 PM): workin away...how bout you..?
Karin (11/5/2009 3:42:02 PM): just playing here...lol...you know how I can be...
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:42:31 PM): Im beginning to learn a bit about your play... yes...< g >
Karin (11/5/2009 3:42:47 PM): would you like to come play??
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:43:01 PM): absolutely....!
Karin (11/5/2009 3:43:21 PM): goodie...hide & seek??
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:43:39 PM): I may be harder to find....
Karin (11/5/2009 3:43:48 PM): why? ...cause of the distance?
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:44:02 PM): not sure they're going to unchain me here...
Karin (11/5/2009 3:44:13 PM): ah...yes...poor me....
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:44:42 PM): poor poor pitiful me....
Karin (11/5/2009 3:44:54 PM): YES...indeed!! well, I miss you even more now...than...oh say, last week
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:45:48 PM): awww...I miss you too...Would much prefer to be sipping merlot with you right now...than being here..
Karin (11/5/2009 3:46:18 PM): Hmmm....so how's your schedule look for next week??
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:47:22 PM): Hmmm...not entirely sure at this point... Will know better by end of day tomorrow...are you gonna be home a lot next week...?
Karin (11/5/2009 3:47:46 PM): sorry...am in a VERY playful mood today...yes, the only day I'm going into the office next week is Thursday
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:48:14 PM): aha...a VERY playful mood...that would be fun to be around..!!
Karin (11/5/2009 3:48:49 PM): today seems to be exceptional... :) VERY playful, you might be tempted to run away from me if you encountered me this way...lol
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:49:49 PM): but...Im not that fast a runner..! < g >
Karin (11/5/2009 3:50:04 PM): yea for my side...lol...then you'll be at my mercy..!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:50:36 PM): I shudder to think what might happen if you got your hands on me..!!!! < g >
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:50:48 PM): I might become an 18 yr prisoner..?
Karin (11/5/2009 3:51:06 PM): yep...love slave...!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:51:21 PM): Id be powerless to resist..!!! < g >
Karin (11/5/2009 3:51:45 PM): hey, not gonna drug you...will expect some action...
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:52:07 PM): you are gonna tie me to the bed...arent you..??
Karin (11/5/2009 3:52:20 PM): YES! ...and then kiss you ALL over...
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:52:50 PM): mmmm...and drive me...WILD...!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:52:59 PM): like the other day..!
Karin (11/5/2009 3:53:04 PM): that's the plan...!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:53:19 PM): I guess I hafta submit..!!!!!! < g >
Karin (11/5/2009 3:53:19 PM): make myself wild as well...
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:53:31 PM): I like that...< g >..
Karin (11/5/2009 3:53:34 PM): thank goodness...I love a submissive man!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:53:46 PM): it gets me hot...when you're all aroused...!
Karin (11/5/2009 3:54:02 PM): yeah, the only thing missing...is...YOU
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:54:35 PM): hmmmm...could I take you to the sofa now, if I was there..?
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:57:03 PM): no handmaidens etc...upstairs..?
Karin (11/5/2009 3:57:23 PM): nah, just convent style...lol
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:57:54 PM): that's very sexy for a jewish boy..!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:58:07 PM): always wanted to run amuck...amongst the nuns..
Karin (11/5/2009 3:58:16 PM): Ha! ...a Lutheran convent..!
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:58:30 PM): poifect...
Karin (11/5/2009 3:58:35 PM): here it is singular tho...
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:58:53 PM): k...run amuck...amongst the...nun...
Karin (11/5/2009 3:59:18 PM): I feel a need to explore your body...a bit more...
Jeff (11/5/2009 3:59:32 PM): really.................?
Karin (11/5/2009 3:59:37 PM): (is that too much?) REALLY!
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:00:06 PM): lol...not at all...explore away, babe...love your explorations..!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:00:27 PM): btw...B.O.B. ...is no longer a virgin...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:00:46 PM): lol...you bad girl..!!! < g >
Karin (11/5/2009 4:01:07 PM): I know, I know...I think I made him cry...lol
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:01:54 PM): he cried...cause he wanted more...!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:02:12 PM): yeah, but he's a bit much for me...!!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:02:41 PM): oh really..?? how so..?
Karin (11/5/2009 4:02:47 PM): I did not notice any small, medium, or large designations...yeah...that way..!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:03:52 PM): ah...I see...< g >..well...long as he gets the job done...!!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:04:13 PM): indeed...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:04:32 PM): indeed...< g >
Karin (11/5/2009 4:04:34 PM): phone
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:04:48 PM): k..
Karin (11/5/2009 4:04:58 PM): ok - done
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:05:06 PM): succinct...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:05:11 PM): yes!
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:05:38 PM): I was watching the Joy Behar show last night...do you know who that is...?
Karin (11/5/2009 4:05:47 PM): yes...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:06:10 PM): she had Sex Addicts on...and they had this one very attractive black model...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:06:17 PM): uh-huh??
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:06:37 PM): I came on in the middle of what she was saying...but...the gist of it seemed to be that she masturbated 1,000 times a day...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:06:43 PM): in addition to lotsa sex...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:06:47 PM): holy smoke!!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:07:05 PM): Im not sure of the #...but...seemingly all the time...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:07:08 PM): that's a bit over the top...!!how does one even accomplish that...?
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:07:51 PM): well..again...I turned it on in the middle of the discussion...so I wasnt really sure of the frequency..but..the implication was...it was often....
Karin (11/5/2009 4:08:23 PM): wow!...not exactly a turn on...wonder what she does...for a living??
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:08:47 PM): she's a model...and posed in playboy....
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:08:58 PM): so...no big surprises there..!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:09:17 PM): ahhh, yes...guess that explains a lot
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:10:11 PM): yeah...but...she and this british director...who was also supposedly a sex addict...were talking so matter of factly about it...was interesting..
Karin (11/5/2009 4:10:50 PM): interesting...and perverse...ah well, to each his own...or whatever the phrase is...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:11:24 PM): to each is own...does that imply masturbation..?? < g >.
Karin (11/5/2009 4:11:46 PM): I suppose that fits...lol
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:12:20 PM): I just got a cute....email of silly thoughts...wonder if I can fit them all into this box to send to you..?
Karin (11/5/2009 4:12:43 PM): sure...or send them to my email...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:13:03 PM): k... lemme see first if it will fit here..
Karin (11/5/2009 4:13:05 PM): k
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:14:17 PM): 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:14:44 PM): 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:05 PM): 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:24 PM): 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:39 PM): 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:55 PM): 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? 19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:16:08 PM): 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:16:17 PM): Done.....Yea..!!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:16:48 PM): very funny...I may have to forward these to some friends...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:17:32 PM): yeah...cute...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:17:43 PM): very...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:18:13 PM): course...I think Ive hit # 11
Karin (11/5/2009 4:18:35 PM): lol...yeah, I have those too..!!!
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:18:51 PM): Say it's not true..!!!!!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:18:57 PM): look at the bright side...the work day is nearing an end...Ok, ok...I really don't...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:19:38 PM): whew...tore apart my world view..!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:19:41 PM): my game is always that I am soooo far ahead of where I'm supposed to be...that I always have time to screw around...lol oh wait...it may be even worse for you to know that!!!...over-achiever...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:20:28 PM): nah...that's somewhat similar to mine.... although...Im not soooo far ahead...perhaps just a little ahead..
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:20:37 PM): except when Im far behind..
Karin (11/5/2009 4:21:00 PM): yep, well, somehow that first part was reassuring...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:21:48 PM): yeah...well...when I get into a project...Im usually ahead of the curve...but...sometime they sit for a while...before I get into them..!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:22:10 PM): yes, I can totally relate to that...hey...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:22:23 PM): yes..?
Karin (11/5/2009 4:22:34 PM): I think I'm getting a tiny head cold...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:22:43 PM): me too...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:22:54 PM): mine is a full cold...for a tiny head...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:22:55 PM): oh no...!! sorry, I hope it was not from me
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:23:37 PM): or vice versa...I felt that way yesterday a bit...then took some cold eaze and felt good when I got up this AM..
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:23:51 PM): but...I can feel it creeping back...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:24:09 PM): I've not been sick in years...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:24:34 PM): I dont get sick too often...although...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:24:41 PM): ...probably because I took my shoes off when you were here...lol although???
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:25:22 PM): smoking pot does usually get my resistance down about once a year...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:25:22 PM): my theory...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:26:06 PM): hmmm...interesting thought...I actually think that smoking keeps my resistance up...nothing for the germs to stick to in my lungs...okay...possibly a bad theory on my part
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:26:33 PM): your theory is a bit more radical...< g >
Karin (11/5/2009 4:26:54 PM): I know...it's just the way I am...radical...you could tell, right? lolol
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:27:19 PM): no doubt about it...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:27:52 PM): well...dear...I probably should go get a thing or 2 done before the end of the day here...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:28:08 PM): alright then...blow me off again...to use your shorthand...j/k...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:28:23 PM): puff puff.....
Karin (11/5/2009 4:28:36 PM): ...hmmm...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:28:46 PM): j/k...
Karin (11/5/2009 4:29:08 PM): well, have a good afternoon / evening...you'd better study your schedule...see if you can get together soon...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:29:28 PM): I definitely will.......!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:29:40 PM): not sure how long I can wait...for another consult...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:29:58 PM): I know the feeling.......
Karin (11/5/2009 4:30:10 PM): lol...ok then, off with you
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:30:24 PM): anyway...you have good rest of afternoon... I will circle back later...
Jeff (11/5/2009 4:31:06 PM): bye....!
Karin (11/5/2009 4:31:13 PM): bye!
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More next Saturday…
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