End of the line...

Doing this blog over the months has been fun for me, both the first time and also this second time.  It's been particularly surprising for me to have received as much communication from Cleveland lawyers who emailed me---first asking me for clues and then finally figuring out who the "Jeff" 'in this story was (is).  BTW - I did not give out any clues, everything that you need to know is in the book.  But...I'd been wondering if there was a wager out there that I was unaware of for the individual who guessed the true identity of the Jeff in my story.

I've made a few new friends (in real life) as a result of all of this, so a BIG thanks for that!  At any rate, I 'd like to thank those of you who wrote to me.  Your emails, ideas, and the laughs that you provided me with have been very welcome.  A lot of VERY creative thinkers out there!  I'd like to thank everyone who has followed this blog.

I will be continuing this blog in a few weeks (March 5, 2011), on my regular website http://www.karincastle.com/.  This site will continue to be accessible at least until I get the blog up and running on my http://www.karincastle.com website. 

Thank you for reading!
Karin

Chapter 6 - Part 5 - November 9, 2009

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You've just gotta ask yourself..."are you feelin' lucky...?"

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Monday, November 9, 2009

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:45:54 PM): Hello......?

Karin (11/9/2009 4:46:04 PM): Hi there! How's life?

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:46:26 PM): Where the heck have you been..!!!!!!!!!???????????

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:46:32 PM): < g >....

Karin (11/9/2009 4:46:55 PM): :)...around...lol

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:47:22 PM): well...arent you the lucky one..!

Karin (11/9/2009 4:47:46 PM): I suppose...and you? ...feeling lucky?

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:48:17 PM): Cannot complain..

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:48:41 PM): Your weekend was good..?

Karin (11/9/2009 4:48:44 PM): That's good...tho, if you wanted to complain, I have a good ear (just one)

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:49:05 PM): Nah..I shant bring you down...!!

Karin (11/9/2009 4:49:20 PM): yeah, weekend was decent...won a Grand Marnier T-shirt...but spent most of the weekend trying to get over this cold...

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:50:00 PM): awww....sorry to hear about the cold...I felt like a cold was trying to impinge on me... but...knock wood...so far have eluded it..

Karin (11/9/2009 4:50:32 PM): Ah...lucky you...see there's a bright side to reflect on...

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:50:40 PM): always..

Karin (11/9/2009 4:50:55 PM): I gave in to the cold...just to get it over with

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:51:11 PM): she submitted...!!!

Karin (11/9/2009 4:51:31 PM): yeah...not exactly the ideal "submission"

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:52:03 PM): alas...how often do we find our ideal.?

Karin (11/9/2009 4:52:24 PM): hmmm...should be at least a few times per lifetime, eh? although, once would be great too!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:52:56 PM): exactamente......so...was today a busy working day for you..?

Karin (11/9/2009 4:53:28 PM): yeah, pretty busy, but the rest of the week...not so busy. How 'bout you?

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:54:08 PM): pretty busy today...trying to keep head above water....so...you did some damage to some Grand Marnier over the weekend..?

Karin (11/9/2009 4:54:56 PM): Nah...lol...I met a friend for dinner in Peninsula, and they had two GM girls walking around...asking the clientele to roll dice for shots...and kitch

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:55:21 PM): so....did you do over a dozen shots..??

Karin (11/9/2009 4:55:24 PM): I rolled a double...and got the T. A dozen and I would have been under the table

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:55:56 PM): youre not old enough to have a shot..

Karin (11/9/2009 4:56:04 PM): I KNOW!!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:56:14 PM): Unlike me....

Karin (11/9/2009 4:56:40 PM): Yeah...not sure about your age...15? right? but...there is a cute story

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:56:59 PM): Yeah....?

Karin (11/9/2009 4:57:47 PM): we were sitting at the bar and there was another couple sitting next to us, my friend & I started chatting w/ the wife...

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:58:14 PM): k...

Karin (11/9/2009 4:58:18 PM): SHE (the wife) was the one who won shots...(lord only knows how much she'd already had to drink)

Karin (11/9/2009 4:58:34 PM): but...I KNOW that her husband was getting lucky that night...she was a happy camper when she left

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:58:47 PM): you mean...lucky when she passed out..?

Karin (11/9/2009 4:59:08 PM): nah, lucky...you know "lucky"

Jeff (11/9/2009 4:59:32 PM): well..if they were married...he was probably considering himself lucky if she passed out...< g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:00:21 PM): I don't know...maybe...he had a big grin on his face when he left...and told us that they were very happy to have met us...I can only "speculate" at what happened later...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:00:43 PM): sounds like he was hitting on you...< g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:00:58 PM): no...he hardly spoke to us...but the wife was happy to have made a couple of "wild" new friends...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:01:36 PM): she doesnt know how wild..!!!!!!!!!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:01:57 PM): no, she really didn't...(probably best that way!!)

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:02:16 PM): prolly...< g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:02:37 PM): did you have any adventures over the past few days?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:03:05 PM): hmmmm...nothing more adventuresome than the golf course..!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:03:22 PM): that's good!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:03:37 PM): not bad t'all...went out both days...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:03:50 PM): yes, decent weather ...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:04:20 PM): very decent...Sat was a bit breezy...but yesterday...Poifect..!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:04:37 PM): yep...today pretty "poifect" too!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:05:09 PM): yeah...I ditched the partner's meeting today where we were supposed to have one marketing idea each...(since I had none)...and met my kids for lunch...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:05:24 PM): nice walking over to meet them...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:05:32 PM): huh!...is that like cutting class? Kids are well?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:05:52 PM): sorta like cutting class, except...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:05:59 PM): ??

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:06:03 PM): there it could mean F...here....

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:06:07 PM): a pink slip...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:06:19 PM): oh crap!!...lol

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:06:41 PM): but very similar concept...I used to always cut law school when I thought it was time for me to be grilled by prof using Socratic method...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:07:11 PM): right...and what did that method entail...was he a Greek too?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:07:41 PM): you know where they make you stand...and grill you with one question after another...like the "Paper Chase"...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:07:54 PM): yes...hmmm...watched a cute movie last night

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:08:12 PM): yeah....which one..?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:08:16 PM): Proposal w/Sandra Bullock

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:08:36 PM): yeah...looks cute..

Karin (11/9/2009 5:09:06 PM): it was...thought about you as I was watching it, because it had no horror, no terror, etc.

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:09:07 PM): havent seen it...I was out with people over weekend...one guy who I normally cant stand said he loves John Cusack...who I also think is great..

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:09:35 PM): so...we were comparing notes on John Cusack movies...and I saw then yesterday he has new one coming out imminently..

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:09:49 PM): I might hafta see it...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:10:14 PM): I used to like John Cusack more than I do now...not sure why (there must be a reason)...what's the name of the new film?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:10:30 PM): I can't remember the name...!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:10:50 PM): well, ok then! ...lol

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:10:58 PM): yeah...well...again...I liked the stupid comedies best...Gross Pointe Blank.....High Fidelity...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:11:10 PM): was not so crazy about Being John Malkovich...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:11:14 PM): Yeah, I like those too...JM has gotten a bit strange over time...tho, I do still like him

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:12:03 PM): as did that movie...it started out promising ...then got too bizarre...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:12:21 PM): perhaps a clue...about the man :)

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:12:40 PM): probably....!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:13:00 PM): yes...our creativity tends to give us away

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:13:18 PM): yours and mine...?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:13:30 PM): NO!!! lol...it's like..."if you don't know the topic, it's better to keep quiet" ...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:14:02 PM): see...I need to button my lip..!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:14:09 PM): never!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:14:20 PM): always..!!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:14:29 PM): whatever...!!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:14:47 PM): apres le petit dejeuner...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:14:55 PM): before then...Im cool..

Karin (11/9/2009 5:15:05 PM): breakfast...in bed?? (you say??)

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:15:29 PM): why not..?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:15:49 PM): sure...I love b-fast in bed...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:16:04 PM): ...but you know I have that spilling issue

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:16:09 PM): do you have your cabana boy feed you..?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:16:20 PM): yeah...that's my problem with B.I.B...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:16:21 PM): no...thought that was you?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:16:35 PM): I have an application in...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:16:44 PM): okay...so nothing with crumbs...and nothing that can be spilled...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:16:59 PM): cabana boy, that's right, I'm still waiting to interview you...mmmm

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:17:08 PM): bloody mary's...?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:17:19 PM): that sounds just about right!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:17:20 PM): oh...they can be spilled..

Karin (11/9/2009 5:17:35 PM): yeah...but, after a few...who cares?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:17:47 PM): not I...!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:17:52 PM): nor I...so, you wanna plan a pajama party?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:18:25 PM): who's coming..?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:18:38 PM): you & me...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:18:50 PM): I like the guest list..!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:19:08 PM): yep. short and to the point...or maybe members only...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:19:39 PM): Im gonna hafta go out and get PJs..!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:20:05 PM): no, not necessary...;)...your boxers will suffice...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:20:30 PM): I might be underdressed..???

Karin (11/9/2009 5:20:59 PM): I don't think so...I think you'd be perfectly dressed..!! I'll just wear a little nothing...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:21:35 PM): what if we get cold...??

Karin (11/9/2009 5:21:44 PM): I have blankets...and a warm body..

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:22:10 PM): the latter...I have confirmed..!!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:22:22 PM): lol...first hand??

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:22:40 PM): uh huh..!!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:22:50 PM): sigh..!!! you too...pretty warm, I mean...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:23:25 PM): why, thank you ma'am....!!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:24:00 PM): indeed!! what I'd really like to do with you is cuddle up to watch a movie...(I know, sounds a bit idiotic, eh?)

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:24:13 PM): not at all...sounds very nice....

Karin (11/9/2009 5:24:26 PM): I think so too!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:24:50 PM): we're on same page.......!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:25:06 PM): have a cocktail, watch a movie, & cuddle with you...does sound VERY nice!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:25:19 PM): it does......!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:25:31 PM): where are you when I need a warm body??

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:25:47 PM): right here...?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:26:04 PM): yes, but you need to be right here...!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:26:29 PM): ah...that would help....!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:26:40 PM): I'd say I'd be there, but heaven only knows where that would be...lol

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:27:02 PM): yeah...Im not entirely sure, myself... < g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:27:16 PM): yeah, you have a tv and a sofa in your office?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:27:36 PM): no...puter and chairs...??

Karin (11/9/2009 5:27:54 PM): hmmm...not so good for this scenario...you'd better come here then...I'd even let you pick the movie...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:28:38 PM): I bet you only have scary ones....

Karin (11/9/2009 5:29:19 PM): no...we'll go pay-per-view...I still have not figured out how to work my DVD from the remote (duh!!)...I know it's possible...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:29:46 PM): yeah....I can only do that with instructions from my children..

Karin (11/9/2009 5:30:15 PM): same here!!! my niece's husband showed me...but I forgot to take notes...lol

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:30:32 PM): sounds just like me....

Karin (11/9/2009 5:30:59 PM): it's pretty funny...see, there's something we have in common...lol

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:31:11 PM): another thing..!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:31:25 PM): yep...indeed, another thing..!! maybe I should learn to use my equipment...it might be of benefit to us ...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:32:42 PM): you can teach me, then..

Karin (11/9/2009 5:33:06 PM): yes, (don't worry, I'd probably do an instruction manual with pictures...)

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:33:29 PM): lotsa pictures..for me...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:33:54 PM): yep...for me too, cause that information would be gone from these brain cells after a week or so...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:34:23 PM): mine...go faster..!

Karin (11/9/2009 5:34:32 PM): I can take my computer apart and put it back together...but am not getting the entertainment equip thing...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:34:49 PM): I know about the brain cells, but that's because you're 15...and I'm just 13 years old

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:35:12 PM): Yeah...but mine...is..

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:35:15 PM): dog years..

Karin (11/9/2009 5:35:17 PM): ?? dog years -huh! so you're what...? 7x15 = 105?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:36:09 PM): almost...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:36:27 PM): wow, told you that I'd take care of you...!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:37:04 PM): yeah...that's when you said you were gonna put on the leash...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:37:27 PM): nah! lol...me put on the leash? you want to hold me prisoner now?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:38:09 PM): I thought you were leashing, me...?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:38:27 PM): oh no...unless you wanted that...?? ;)

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:38:55 PM): I want it all....!!! < g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:39:05 PM): LOL...yeah, me too!!! ...but, you're not mine to have (yet)...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:39:36 PM): and vice versa...< g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:39:49 PM): ah, but I could certainly be yours...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:40:20 PM): says who...!!?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:40:25 PM): ME!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:40:53 PM): ah...you might have some input there...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:40:58 PM): ah...but you...you're apparently a "loaner," I have the ultimate input for me...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:41:29 PM): so you do...so you do...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:42:03 PM): but then...you could have input for yourself, if you so wanted...just end that relationship that you claim to be so unhappy with...a girlfriend that you can't stand...I don't understand that at all...! k - bad topic

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:42:37 PM): bad, huh..?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:43:18 PM): well, I'd certainly like to have you as my very own lover...one and only??

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:43:46 PM): sounds like a reasonable request....

Karin (11/9/2009 5:44:16 PM): It is a reasonable request...but you have "baggage" as they (whoever "they" are) say...should I get down on one knee now??? Lol

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:44:49 PM): < g >...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:45:07 PM): Ill meet you halfway...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:45:22 PM): hmmm...is that a squat then...?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:45:42 PM): deep knee bend...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:46:01 PM): I see...which knee are you taking?? right or left?

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:46:31 PM): Im checking...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:47:01 PM): yeah, I don't want you to hurt yourself, or I'll end up down on both knees to compensate

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:47:24 PM): hmmm....is that bad..??

Karin (11/9/2009 5:47:55 PM): lol...somehow, after I wrote that, I felt that you would take advantage...where's the halfway??

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:48:50 PM): where's you down on both knees..?? < g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:49:04 PM): ...humm...right here honey!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:49:41 PM): sigh...........< g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:49:56 PM): yes...sigh! I keep telling you that all you need to do is come and get me...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:50:53 PM): ??

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:51:26 PM): Im just pondering my retort..!! < g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:51:39 PM): aha...and??

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:51:43 PM): actually...young lady...I hafta get running here....

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:51:52 PM): so, I may hafta ponder that for the evening..

Karin (11/9/2009 5:51:56 PM): I see, the easy out ...!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:52:14 PM): something like that..< g >

Karin (11/9/2009 5:52:14 PM): okay, have a nice evening...ponder away...but, don't take too long pondering...

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:53:20 PM): No........I shall only ponder briefly.....But, you have a great evening too...and Ill look for you at the old popsicle stand, tomorrow...?

Karin (11/9/2009 5:53:31 PM): yep...

Karin (11/9/2009 5:53:39 PM): Bye, love!!

Jeff (11/9/2009 5:53:56 PM): bye hon...!!

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Chapter 6 - Part 4 - November 5, 2009

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Wake up, wake up...

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Today's Narrative: No personal insights today...life is good!  

I don't know if you watch  Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations on the Travel channel, but I love this guy's attitude. I heard a pearl of wisdom there, and it went something like: At breakfast eat like a king, at lunch eat like a prince, and for dinner eat like a pauper. (Good advice for this society!)

On with the blog...

Thursday, November 5, 2009 

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:39:13 PM): Good morning...is it time to get up..??

Karin (11/5/2009 3:39:46 PM): hi, yes,wake up!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:40:06 PM): yawn..................

Karin (11/5/2009 3:40:21 PM): are you stretching now???!!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:40:28 PM): yes....touching my toes...

Karin (11/5/2009 3:40:47 PM): aha...may have to give you a little tiny pinch...

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:41:04 PM): just watch the butt...

Karin (11/5/2009 3:41:07 PM): I seem to have developed a fondness for your ass...oops!!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:41:17 PM): < g >...

Karin (11/5/2009 3:41:28 PM): what are you up to ???

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:41:44 PM): workin away...how bout you..?

Karin (11/5/2009 3:42:02 PM): just playing here...lol...you know how I can be...

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:42:31 PM): Im beginning to learn a bit about your play... yes...< g >

Karin (11/5/2009 3:42:47 PM): would you like to come play??

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:43:01 PM): absolutely....!

Karin (11/5/2009 3:43:21 PM): goodie...hide & seek??

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:43:39 PM): I may be harder to find....

Karin (11/5/2009 3:43:48 PM): why? ...cause of the distance?

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:44:02 PM): not sure they're going to unchain me here...

Karin (11/5/2009 3:44:13 PM): ah...yes...poor me....

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:44:42 PM): poor poor pitiful me....

Karin (11/5/2009 3:44:54 PM): YES...indeed!! well, I miss you even more now...than...oh say, last week

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:45:48 PM): awww...I miss you too...Would much prefer to be sipping merlot with you right now...than being here..

Karin (11/5/2009 3:46:18 PM): Hmmm....so how's your schedule look for next week??

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:47:22 PM): Hmmm...not entirely sure at this point... Will know better by end of day tomorrow...are you gonna be home a lot next week...?

Karin (11/5/2009 3:47:46 PM): sorry...am in a VERY playful mood today...yes, the only day I'm going into the office next week is Thursday

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:48:14 PM): aha...a VERY playful mood...that would be fun to be around..!!

Karin (11/5/2009 3:48:49 PM): today seems to be exceptional... :) VERY playful, you might be tempted to run away from me if you encountered me this way...lol

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:49:49 PM): but...Im not that fast a runner..! < g >

Karin (11/5/2009 3:50:04 PM): yea for my side...lol...then you'll be at my mercy..!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:50:36 PM): I shudder to think what might happen if you got your hands on me..!!!! < g >

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:50:48 PM): I might become an 18 yr prisoner..?

Karin (11/5/2009 3:51:06 PM): yep...love slave...!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:51:21 PM): Id be powerless to resist..!!! < g >

Karin (11/5/2009 3:51:45 PM): hey, not gonna drug you...will expect some action...

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:52:07 PM): you are gonna tie me to the bed...arent you..??

Karin (11/5/2009 3:52:20 PM): YES! ...and then kiss you ALL over...

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:52:50 PM): mmmm...and drive me...WILD...!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:52:59 PM): like the other day..!

Karin (11/5/2009 3:53:04 PM): that's the plan...!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:53:19 PM): I guess I hafta submit..!!!!!! < g >

Karin (11/5/2009 3:53:19 PM): make myself wild as well...

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:53:31 PM): I like that...< g >..

Karin (11/5/2009 3:53:34 PM): thank goodness...I love a submissive man!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:53:46 PM): it gets me hot...when you're all aroused...!

Karin (11/5/2009 3:54:02 PM): yeah, the only thing missing...is...YOU

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:54:35 PM): hmmmm...could I take you to the sofa now, if I was there..?

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:57:03 PM): no handmaidens etc...upstairs..?

Karin (11/5/2009 3:57:23 PM): nah, just convent style...lol

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:57:54 PM): that's very sexy for a jewish boy..!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:58:07 PM): always wanted to run amuck...amongst the nuns..

Karin (11/5/2009 3:58:16 PM): Ha! ...a Lutheran convent..!

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:58:30 PM): poifect...

Karin (11/5/2009 3:58:35 PM): here it is singular tho...

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:58:53 PM): k...run amuck...amongst the...nun...

Karin (11/5/2009 3:59:18 PM): I feel a need to explore your body...a bit more...

Jeff (11/5/2009 3:59:32 PM): really.................?

Karin (11/5/2009 3:59:37 PM): (is that too much?) REALLY!

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:00:06 PM): lol...not at all...explore away, babe...love your explorations..!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:00:27 PM): btw...B.O.B. ...is no longer a virgin...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:00:46 PM): lol...you bad girl..!!! < g >

Karin (11/5/2009 4:01:07 PM): I know, I know...I think I made him cry...lol

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:01:54 PM): he cried...cause he wanted more...!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:02:12 PM): yeah, but he's a bit much for me...!!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:02:41 PM): oh really..?? how so..?

Karin (11/5/2009 4:02:47 PM): I did not notice any small, medium, or large designations...yeah...that way..!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:03:52 PM): ah...I see...< g >..well...long as he gets the job done...!!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:04:13 PM): indeed...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:04:32 PM): indeed...< g >

Karin (11/5/2009 4:04:34 PM): phone

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:04:48 PM): k..

Karin (11/5/2009 4:04:58 PM): ok - done

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:05:06 PM): succinct...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:05:11 PM): yes!

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:05:38 PM): I was watching the Joy Behar show last night...do you know who that is...?

Karin (11/5/2009 4:05:47 PM): yes...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:06:10 PM): she had Sex Addicts on...and they had this one very attractive black model...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:06:17 PM): uh-huh??

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:06:37 PM): I came on in the middle of what she was saying...but...the gist of it seemed to be that she masturbated 1,000 times a day...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:06:43 PM): in addition to lotsa sex...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:06:47 PM): holy smoke!!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:07:05 PM): Im not sure of the #...but...seemingly all the time...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:07:08 PM): that's a bit over the top...!!how does one even accomplish that...?

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:07:51 PM): well..again...I turned it on in the middle of the discussion...so I wasnt really sure of the frequency..but..the implication was...it was often....

Karin (11/5/2009 4:08:23 PM): wow!...not exactly a turn on...wonder what she does...for a living??

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:08:47 PM): she's a model...and posed in playboy....

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:08:58 PM): so...no big surprises there..!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:09:17 PM): ahhh, yes...guess that explains a lot

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:10:11 PM): yeah...but...she and this british director...who was also supposedly a sex addict...were talking so matter of factly about it...was interesting..

Karin (11/5/2009 4:10:50 PM): interesting...and perverse...ah well, to each his own...or whatever the phrase is...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:11:24 PM): to each is own...does that imply masturbation..?? < g >.

Karin (11/5/2009 4:11:46 PM): I suppose that fits...lol

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:12:20 PM): I just got a cute....email of silly thoughts...wonder if I can fit them all into this box to send to you..?

Karin (11/5/2009 4:12:43 PM): sure...or send them to my email...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:13:03 PM): k... lemme see first if it will fit here..

Karin (11/5/2009 4:13:05 PM): k

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:14:17 PM): 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:14:44 PM): 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:05 PM): 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:24 PM): 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:39 PM): 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:15:55 PM): 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? 19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:16:08 PM): 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:16:17 PM): Done.....Yea..!!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:16:48 PM): very funny...I may have to forward these to some friends...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:17:32 PM): yeah...cute...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:17:43 PM): very...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:18:13 PM): course...I think Ive hit # 11

Karin (11/5/2009 4:18:35 PM): lol...yeah, I have those too..!!!

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:18:51 PM): Say it's not true..!!!!!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:18:57 PM): look at the bright side...the work day is nearing an end...Ok, ok...I really don't...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:19:38 PM): whew...tore apart my world view..!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:19:41 PM): my game is always that I am soooo far ahead of where I'm supposed to be...that I always have time to screw around...lol oh wait...it may be even worse for you to know that!!!...over-achiever...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:20:28 PM): nah...that's somewhat similar to mine.... although...Im not soooo far ahead...perhaps just a little ahead..

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:20:37 PM): except when Im far behind..

Karin (11/5/2009 4:21:00 PM): yep, well, somehow that first part was reassuring...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:21:48 PM): yeah...well...when I get into a project...Im usually ahead of the curve...but...sometime they sit for a while...before I get into them..!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:22:10 PM): yes, I can totally relate to that...hey...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:22:23 PM): yes..?

Karin (11/5/2009 4:22:34 PM): I think I'm getting a tiny head cold...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:22:43 PM): me too...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:22:54 PM): mine is a full cold...for a tiny head...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:22:55 PM): oh no...!! sorry, I hope it was not from me

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:23:37 PM): or vice versa...I felt that way yesterday a bit...then took some cold eaze and felt good when I got up this AM..

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:23:51 PM): but...I can feel it creeping back...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:24:09 PM): I've not been sick in years...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:24:34 PM): I dont get sick too often...although...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:24:41 PM): ...probably because I took my shoes off when you were here...lol  although???

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:25:22 PM): smoking pot does usually get my resistance down about once a year...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:25:22 PM): my theory...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:26:06 PM): hmmm...interesting thought...I actually think that smoking keeps my resistance up...nothing for the germs to stick to in my lungs...okay...possibly a bad theory on my part

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:26:33 PM): your theory is a bit more radical...< g >

Karin (11/5/2009 4:26:54 PM): I know...it's just the way I am...radical...you could tell, right? lolol

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:27:19 PM): no doubt about it...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:27:52 PM): well...dear...I probably should go get a thing or 2 done before the end of the day here...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:28:08 PM): alright then...blow me off again...to use your shorthand...j/k...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:28:23 PM): puff puff.....

Karin (11/5/2009 4:28:36 PM): ...hmmm...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:28:46 PM): j/k...

Karin (11/5/2009 4:29:08 PM): well, have a good afternoon / evening...you'd better study your schedule...see if you can get together soon...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:29:28 PM): I definitely will.......!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:29:40 PM): not sure how long I can wait...for another consult...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:29:58 PM): I know the feeling.......

Karin (11/5/2009 4:30:10 PM): lol...ok then, off with you

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:30:24 PM): anyway...you have good rest of afternoon... I will circle back later...

Jeff (11/5/2009 4:31:06 PM): bye....!

Karin (11/5/2009 4:31:13 PM): bye!

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